1 00:00:38,448 --> 00:00:43,862 2 00:00:55,137 --> 00:00:58,310 3 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:27,931 - Hey. - Morning. 4 00:01:32,896 --> 00:01:34,206 This was a surprise. 5 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,689 Was it? 6 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:39,172 Well first you tell me you love me, 7 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:41,827 then you show up at my door, dressed as Cupid. 8 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:45,379 I don't think anyone I've dated 9 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:46,206 has ever been quite so romantic. 10 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:50,275 No, I'm Putto. 11 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:51,448 My little cherub. 12 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:53,448 I mean, I'm not Cupid. 13 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:55,206 I didn't come here to shoot you. 14 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:58,724 No, 'cause your arrow kinda hit me right here. 15 00:01:58,724 --> 00:02:00,827 I was really drunk. 16 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:02,931 I was aiming for your face. 17 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:05,103 You wore me down, Mister. 18 00:02:06,413 --> 00:02:08,896 Always been a sucker for the grand, romantic gesture. 19 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:13,827 Huh? 20 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:16,655 Who knew? 21 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:18,896 So now Clark thinks I'm making 22 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,517 these grand, romantic gestures, 23 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:23,586 but I don't even remember saying, "I love you." 24 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:26,172 And I was total blackout last night. 25 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:28,827 I don't even remember how I got to his place. 26 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:33,655 So now he wants me, but he totally thinks I'm someone else. 27 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,103 I thought you liked Clark. 28 00:02:37,103 --> 00:02:40,827 I did, but then he's been mean to me for months. 29 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 What's this? 30 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,931 Oh, this came for you by courier. 31 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:50,586 Oh God, not the student loan people. 32 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:51,965 I don't think so. 33 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:14,034 Early and Colton invite you to celebrate with them 34 00:03:15,034 --> 00:03:19,034 on the occasion of their, wedding? 35 00:03:20,965 --> 00:03:22,689 That little bitch. 36 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:24,724 It was nice of them to think of ya. 37 00:03:24,724 --> 00:03:26,448 He's torturing me. 38 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:27,896 He thinks he won. 39 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:31,413 And Early is the prize? 40 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:34,482 Early, his money, his huge house, his comfortable life. 41 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,344 Backing for my musical. 42 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:40,586 I feel like you just want what you can't have. 43 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,896 The minute you get it, you wouldn't want it anymore. 44 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,517 What, are you working for my mother now? 45 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:50,655 If I want your opinion, I'll pay you $100 an hour for it. 46 00:03:59,068 --> 00:04:01,689 - Buddy. - What's this about? 47 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:02,793 Come in. 48 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:10,620 Is your fiance trying to rub it in my face? 49 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:13,241 - No. - And why this week? 50 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:14,448 Is he pregnant? 51 00:04:16,655 --> 00:04:18,793 It was my idea to invite you. 52 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:22,724 'Cause we've meant so much to each other. 53 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:24,344 Oh. 54 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,172 Well, that's nice. 55 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:34,310 I just didn't think you'd get so upset about it. 56 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,137 I'm not upset. 57 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:37,758 I just hate that little weasel 58 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:39,689 is getting everything I ever wanted. 59 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:44,448 Oh, you're jealous. 60 00:04:44,448 --> 00:04:46,620 Don't make me laugh. 61 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,172 You are. 62 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,068 Isn't this interesting. 63 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,379 Or maybe you invited me to test my resolve. 64 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,896 You think? 65 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,448 Who invites their ex to their wedding? 66 00:04:57,448 --> 00:04:59,206 Who gets so mad at a wedding invitation 67 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:01,000 that they show up at the groom's place, 68 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,379 wearing nothing but short shorts, out of season? 69 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:06,206 Who gets engaged to a bland, carbon copy of their ex, 70 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,034 unless they're trying to piss me off? 71 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:10,000 Who gets pissed that their ex is getting married 72 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,275 if they don't still have feelings for me? 73 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,448 No one. 74 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:23,413 - This is wrong. - We are monsters. 75 00:05:28,482 --> 00:05:29,413 Oh. 76 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:33,241 Okay, okay, yeah? 77 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:39,310 Yeah, we're doin' this. 78 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,517 Oh mother of pearl. 79 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:50,965 Eh, bitter. 80 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:52,068 Very. 81 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:53,862 Which one's your favorite? 82 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:57,172 I'd say the Moon Ant or the Dew Bomb. 83 00:05:57,172 --> 00:05:59,827 I like the Blazing Rain. 84 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,413 Yeah, it was tart. 85 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:03,344 Mm. 86 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:08,034 Well, I can check craft brewery off my bucket list. 87 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,275 You've never been to a craft brewery? 88 00:06:10,275 --> 00:06:11,931 Never in my life. 89 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:13,551 What have you been doing all this time? 90 00:06:16,034 --> 00:06:18,344 Work my ass off. 91 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,413 I mean, I kept my nose down, 92 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:23,241 got married when I was still in school. 93 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:28,827 I have daughters, grown now, pretty much. 94 00:06:30,068 --> 00:06:34,379 So I drove 'em to ballet, piano, and the mall. 95 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:38,000 - Field hockey. - Ug. 96 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,827 - So what else is on your list? - The bucket list? 97 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:50,517 - Being- - One of the guys. 98 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:51,724 Yeah. 99 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:53,896 Hey, when's the Super Bowl? 100 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:56,206 - February. - Can we watch it? 101 00:06:57,413 --> 00:06:58,931 Yeah, I, 102 00:06:58,931 --> 00:07:01,827 I kinda have, like a really small TV though. 103 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:04,275 Hey, I'll get you a new TV. 104 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:06,793 - It's a date. - Yeah. 105 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:07,965 What else? 106 00:07:09,827 --> 00:07:11,448 Wanna go camping? 107 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:14,482 Okay, but like in the spring. 108 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:16,482 Yeah, yeah. 109 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,344 What about next week? 110 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:21,482 Are there any sports in season? 111 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,482 Basketball. 112 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:25,482 - The Warriors, man! - We're goin'. 113 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:29,137 Yeah! 114 00:07:51,827 --> 00:07:52,931 What cha making? 115 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,103 Dinner. 116 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,034 What can I do for you? 117 00:07:58,275 --> 00:08:02,310 I uh, I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 118 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,965 You did that already. 119 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:07,000 Yeah. 120 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:10,896 I said I was sorry for losing your money. 121 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:15,000 I wanted to say that I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. 122 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:17,275 Thank you. 123 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,275 I appreciate that. 124 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:25,724 Would we be able to go back to how things used to be? 125 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:28,965 Before I, you know, fucked it up? 126 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,551 Our arrangement. 127 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:33,137 Yeah. 128 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,413 You remember on our first date, 129 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,206 when I asked you if you could be uncomplicated? 130 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,655 Turns out, you're complicated. 131 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:03,344 My daddy dumped me 'cause I'm too complicated. 132 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:10,482 133 00:09:10,482 --> 00:09:12,620 My daddy's marrying my nemesis. 134 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:18,103 135 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:23,103 My daddy got me third row seats to the Warriors. 136 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:28,034 Can you sell 'em? 'Cause we need cash. 137 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:31,551 Nah, he pays me to hang out with him too. 138 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,689 Pays you to watch basketball? 139 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:38,241 Well good, one of us is liquid. 140 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:44,344 Which one? 141 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,896 I don't know, I just, 142 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,448 I feel like I keep ending up in the same spot. 143 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:59,172 Broke, no Visa. 144 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:02,413 I lost all the money from my app. 145 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:06,896 I like it here, 146 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,758 but I'm finding less and less reasons to stay. 147 00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:12,758 Well maybe you should go home. 148 00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:16,620 You don't like it there? 149 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,482 No, I love Nova Scotia, I love it. 150 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:23,620 It's beautiful, it's open, the air is damp. 151 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,758 It smells like salt. 152 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:29,241 But, everything I want is out here. 153 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,413 - Your app? - Yeah, app. 154 00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:37,172 Wanna make some games, maybe like a virtual world thing. 155 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:42,137 Sometimes when you focus, 156 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,724 like really hard on what you want, 157 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:50,275 you forget to enjoy what you have. 158 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,586 Like, where you are, you know? 159 00:10:57,275 --> 00:10:58,551 Yeah, yeah. 160 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,517 Nice, settle down. 161 00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:09,448 And five, six, seven, eight, and hip kick, 162 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:14,689 hip kick, roll up, shoulder shimmy and left, and right, 163 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:19,103 and left, pivot, and land. 164 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:21,689 Nice, let's try that again. 165 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:28,137 Five, six, seven, eight and hip kick, hip kick, 166 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:32,965 roll forward, shoulder shimmy and left and right, 167 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:35,344 and left, pivot, and land. 168 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:51,206 You are a volcano. 169 00:11:51,206 --> 00:11:52,758 You have a suit? 170 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,862 What, like do I own a suit? 171 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:58,344 I want you to come to a wedding with me. 172 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,517 - When? - Today. 173 00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:03,103 Who's getting married? 174 00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:05,517 Colton, from school. 175 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,344 Oh, well definitely. 176 00:12:10,586 --> 00:12:12,931 What? 177 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:16,689 No nothing, it's just taking me to weddings now? 178 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:19,758 Who knew there was this romance novel here inside of you? 179 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:24,379 Hey, you know what? 180 00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:28,586 I love you too. 181 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,758 I'm surprised Colton invited you but not me. 182 00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:37,206 I didn't know you guys were close. 183 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,034 Thanks for bringing me. 184 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,896 Always bring a date who's hotter than the bride. 185 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,517 We're off to a late start. 186 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,827 I'm gonna go check on things. 187 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:04,482 Hi. 188 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,793 Is he here? 189 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,896 He's just upstairs. 190 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:13,172 Who's walking you down the isle? 191 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:14,275 We both are. 192 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,758 Should I go check on him? 193 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,379 Yeah, if you think it'll help. 194 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,310 You look beautiful. 195 00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:46,241 I didn't think you'd come. 196 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,241 I always come. 197 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 What's the holdup? 198 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:54,793 You know I've waited for this my whole life? 199 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:59,448 At one point, maybe four points, 200 00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,862 I was sure this would never happen. 201 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:05,689 It just seemed elusive, beyond my reach. 202 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:11,068 Right now, I can't tell if I'm savoring the moment, 203 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:12,655 or frozen with fear. 204 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,551 What are you afraid of? 205 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,000 Everything changing. 206 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:22,413 If you didn't want things to change, 207 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,689 you wouldn't have asked him to marry you. 208 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:28,379 Or me, for that matter. 209 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,000 Everything changes anyway. 210 00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:00,758 What's happening? 211 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,724 - I worked my magic. - You are magic. 212 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,862 Friends, we have come today, 213 00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:04,034 in the presence of God and these witnesses, 214 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,482 at the invitation of Early and Colton, 215 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:12,551 so that we may share in the joy of their matrimony. 216 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:17,344 The outward celebrations that we will hear and see today 217 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,655 are expressions of the inner love 218 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,448 and devotion in their hearts. 219 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:27,758 So if there are any here today who know of any reason 220 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,551 why these men should not be joined together in matrimony, 221 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:36,034 speak now or forever hold your peace. 222 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:39,689 I had sex with Bud. 223 00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:44,965 What? 224 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,172 - When? - Tuesday. 225 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:53,551 What!? 226 00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,275 You, out! 227 00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,517 You touched my husband? 228 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,758 Good for you. 229 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,758 I never, I have, you! 230 00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,586 something to dance to 231 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:26,068 232 00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:28,931 something to dance to 233 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,344 234 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,827 - Hello? - Is Daffyd there? 235 00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:35,413 Who's calling? 236 00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:39,655 It's Tab, um, one of the guys. 237 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:45,517 I'm sorry, Daffyd passed away last night. 238 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:47,241 What? 239 00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,448 How? 240 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,793 They don't know yet. 241 00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,551 They think it might have been a clot 242 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:56,137 that moved to his heart. 243 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,206 I thought he had six months. 244 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,206 Me too. 245 00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:06,068 Maybe this stops a lot of suffering. 246 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,551 Yeah. 247 00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:09,655 I'm sorry for your loss. 248 00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:11,965 You too. 249 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,931 me what's your poison 250 00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,482 I'll bring the boys 251 00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,137 252 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,758 Did you happen to come across his Warrior tickets? 253 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,310 need to be shy 254 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,137 to have a good time 255 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,137 Do you believe they made me pay the full price? 256 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,620 Oh, that looks like it smarts. 257 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,896 I just didn't want my marriage to get off to a bad start. 258 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,655 What's wrong? 259 00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:12,000 It's like everything's going along fine, at first. 260 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,655 But then it all falls apart, every time. 261 00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:19,241 People are cool, and it's fun at first, 262 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,103 but then nothing ever fits right for long. 263 00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:26,793 Things fall into place, I promise. 264 00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:30,310 But they haven't for you. 265 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,482 Ouch. 266 00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,000 They have in some ways. 267 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:39,965 I love my job, I like my home, I have good friends. 268 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,206 And I have had love. 269 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,793 Good, long-lasting love. 270 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,000 Maybe I will again. 271 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,103 I never had any of those things. 272 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,965 You have the best friends in the world. 273 00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,689 My friends are the worst. 274 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:58,103 They'll figure themselves out too. 275 00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:01,103 Yeah. 276 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,965 I miss you. 277 00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:17,620 I miss you more, guaranteed. 278 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,862 Do you think I'm dumb? 279 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:30,241 Have you ever fallen in love with someone 280 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:33,206 who you knew for sure couldn't possibly love you back? 281 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,827 No. 282 00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:39,655 Well then, you're not as dumb as I am. 283 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,310 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 284 00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:50,965 We're closing. 285 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:54,551 Yeah, I actually thought maybe this place 286 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,517 would give me some hours? 287 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,034 Really? 288 00:20:58,034 --> 00:21:00,862 Yeah, I mean, I know my way around. 289 00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:06,000 Just might be easier than breaking in somebody new. 290 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,379 It could be. 291 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,931 - Breakfast? - Yeah, sure. 292 00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:49,172 locked inside us 293 00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:56,620 them more than I 294 00:21:59,931 --> 00:22:03,827 295 00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:09,068 me stay for a while 296 00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:14,068 should I welcome back 297 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,448 one kiss goodbye 298 00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:35,620 299 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:39,000 300 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,241 me stay for a while 301 00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:51,000